Duck: When you’re in labor you want me just to look at you and hold your hand?

Me: Yeah, don’t look down there! You might be traumatized.

Duck: Okay. I think I’m gonna cry.

Me: Aw baby! Why??

Duck: Because I don’t wanna see you in pain.

Me: You think you’ll cry when Kyle is out?

Duck: I’ma slap him. And then say look ‘LOOK AT MOMMY. LOOK AT HOW MUCH PAIN SHE’S IN. YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HER!!’

—- LOLOLOLOL<3 My baby daddy is so cute :)